I love to laugh and make other people laugh too. When I kid you that’s my way of saying I like you. I absolutely love it when you kid me back. And when I find out you can give as good as you can take, you’ve just made a new best friend.  So here’s a few things I hope will make you laugh. They’re all mine. Be afraid, be very afraid? Nah, I’m harmless.

“The shoe is on the other foot” is kind of dumb. Who really goes around wearing only one shoe anyway?

I swore to use my powers for good. Of course, I meant forever.

I’m currently 186,000 steps from the nearest good sub shop. 300,000 in Canada. (For the sake of convenience the speed of light is given as 186,000 miles per second, or 300,000 km per second.)

When they were naming the parts of the brain I wish they had come up with something other than hippocampus. But then, how were they supposed to know we’d be saying college campus? (Hippocampus = hippo campus = a college for hippos. That’s been me longer than I can remember. Automatically making connections that I sometimes have to explain.)

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